I have just been sung at . I was preparing to eat my carrot soup when behold! tidings of great annoyance and discordance wafted through the latticed windows. A group of anorak people with flattie shoes and specs (women) prominent Adams apples and bobble hats (men) engaged upon an assault on Ding Dong Merrily On High. There is an awful bit that goes Glor aor or or or or or or or or or or ORIA!!!!! which is a real mine field. I am telling you, not one of our homely choristers crossed the sacred territory without great harm being inflicted upon some fine old English traditions My God, it is so Posy Simmonds out here. And cold to boot. Bah! Humbug!
Oh! and off they go now on Away In A Manger! No Crib for a bed? Oh please. Didn't Joseph know things were likely to be booked up at Christmas? Idiot.